Intro
[A] [F#m]
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Verse 1
[A] [F#m] [D] [E]
And irony is okay, I suppose, culture is to blame
[A] [F#m] [D] [E]
You try and mask your pain in the most postmodern way
[A] [F#m]
You lack substance when you say
[D] [E]
Something like, "Oh, what a shame"
[A] [F#m] [D] [E]
It's just a self-referential way that stops you having to be human
[A] [F#m] [D] [E]
I'm assuming you'll balloon when you remove the dirty spoon
[A] [F#m] [D] [E]
And start consuming like a human, that's what I am assuming
Pre-Chorus
[A] [F#m] [D] [E]
I'm sure that you're not just another girl
[A] [F#m] [D] [E]
I'm sure that you're gonna say that I was sexist
[A] [F#m] [D] [E]
I feel like you're running out of all the things
[A] [F#m] [D]
I liked you for
Chorus
[E] [A] [F#m]
Why can't we be friends, when we are lovers?
[D] [E]
'Cause it always ends with us hating each other
[A] [F#m]
Instead of calling me out, you should be pulling me in
[D] [E]
I've just got one more thing to say
[A] [F#m] [D] [E]
[A] [F#m] [D] [E]
Verse 2
[A] [F#m]
And why would you believe
[D] [E]
You could control how you're perceived
[A] [F#m]
When at your best you're intermediately
[D] [E]
Versed in your own feelings?
[A] [F#m]
Keep on putting off conceiving
[D] [E]
It's only you that you're deceiving
[A] [F#m] [D]
Oh, don't have a child, don't cramp your style, I'll leave it
Chorus
[E] [A] [F#m]
Why can't we be friends, when we are lovers?
[D] [E]
'Cause it always ends with us hating each other
[A] [F#m]
Instead of calling me out, you should be pulling me in
[D] [E]
I've just got one more thing to say
Outro
[A] [F#m] [D]
I'm just pissed off because you pied me off
[E] [A]
After your show when you let go of my hand
[F#m] [D] [E]
In front of some sket who wanted to bitch on you
[A] [F#m] [D] [E]
[A] [F#m] [D] [E]
