Verse
[Dm] [A]
I wanna be a bottle blonde
[Bb] [C] [G]
I don't know why but I feel conned
[Dm] [A]
I wanna be an idle teen
[Bb] [C] [G]
I wish I hadn't been so clean
[Dm] [A] [F] [A]
I wanna stay inside all day
[F] [A] [Dm] [Gm]
I want the world to go away
[Dm] [A] [F] [A]
I want blood, guts and chocolate cake
[F] [A] [Dm] [Gm]
I wanna be a real fake
Chorus
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
Yeah I wish I'd been a, wish I'd been a teen, teen idle
[Dm] [C] [F] [Gm]
Wish I'd been a prom queen fighting for the title
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
Instead of being sixteen & burning up a bible
[Dm] [C] [F] [Gm]
Feeling super, super (super!!!) suicidal
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
The wasted years, the wasted youth
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
The pretty lies, the ugly truth
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
And the day has come where I have died
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
Only to find I've come alive
Verse
[Dm] [A]
I wanna be a virgin pure
[Bb] [C] [G]
A 21st-century whore
[Dm] [A] [Bb] [C] [G]
I want back my virginity so I can feel infinity
[Dm] [A] [F] [A]
I wanna drink until I ache
[F] [A] [Dm] [Gm]
I wanna make a big mistake
[Dm] [A] [F] [A]
I want blood, guts & angel cake
[F] [A] [Dm] [Gm]
I'm gonna puke it anyway
Chorus
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
Yeah I wish I'd been a, wish I'd been a teen, teen idle
[Dm] [C] [F] [Gm]
Wish I'd been a prom queen fighting for the title
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
Instead of being sixteen & burning up a bible
[Dm] [C] [F] [Gm]
Feeling super, super (super!!!) suicidal
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
The wasted years, the wasted youth
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
The pretty lies, the ugly truth
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
And the day has come where I have died
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb] [Dm] [C] [F]
Only to find I've come alive (come ali-i-i-ive,)
Instrumental
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
Verse
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
I wish I wasn't such a narcissist
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
I wish I didn't really kiss
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
The mirror when I'm on my own
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
Oh god! I'm gonna die alone
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
Adolescence didn't make sense
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
A little loss of innocence
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
The ugly years of being a fool
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
Ain't youth meant to be beautiful?
Chorus
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
Yeah I wish I'd been a, wish I'd been a teen, teen idle
[Dm] [C] [F] [Gm]
Wish I'd been a prom queen fighting for the title
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
Instead of being sixteen & burning up a bible
[Dm] [C] [F] [Gm]
Feeling super, super (super!!!) suicidal
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
The wasted years, the wasted youth
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
The pretty lies, the ugly truth
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
And the day has come where I have died
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
Only to find I've come alive
Outro
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
Feeling super, super, super!!!
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
Feeling super, super, super!!!
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
Feeling super, super, super!!!
[Dm] [C] [F] [Bb]
Come alive