( ) = Backing vocals.
Intro
|[D] |[D] |[D] |[D] [Bm] |[Bm] |
Chorus
N.C. [D]
This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
[G]
So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)
[D]
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)
[Post-Chorus]
[A]
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu
[G]
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
[D]
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
N.C.
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo, ha)
Verse 1
N.C. [D]
There's a tornado (There's a tornado) in my city (In my city)
Hit the basement (Hit the basement), that shit ain't pretty (Shit ain't pretty)
[G]
Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('Cause we survivin')
[D]
Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah
Pre-Chorus
[Bm] [D] [G]
Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right
[D]
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
[Bm] [G]
Woo-oo-oo-oo, run me to the left
[D]
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
Chorus
N.C. [D]
This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
[G]
So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)
[D]
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)
[Post-Chorus]
[A]
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu
[G]
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
[D]
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
N.C.
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)
[A]
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu
[G]
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
[D]
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
N.C.
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)
Bridge
[D]
Woo-hoo
[D]
Woo-hoo
[G] [G7]
Woo-hoo
[D]
Verse 2
N.C. [D]
There's a heatwave (There's a heatwave) coming at us (Coming at us)
Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight), too cold to panic (Too cold to panic)
[G]
All of the problems just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic)
[D]
Now we're runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah
Pre-Chorus
[Bm] [D] [G]
Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right
[D]
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
[Bm] [G]
Woo-oo-oo-oo, you run to the left
[D]
Just work me in the middle boy, I can't read your mind
Chorus
N.C. [D]
This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
[G]
So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)
[D]
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)
[Post-Chorus]
[A]
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu
[G]
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
[D]
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
N.C.
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)
[A]
I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu
[G]
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
[D]
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
N.C. [Bm]
Don't be a, come take it to the floor now (ooh)
Outro
[G] [Bm] [Em7]
Take it to the floor now, ooh (Hoops, spurs, boots)
To the floor now,
[G] [Bm] [Em7]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
(Tuck, back, oops, shoot)
[Bm]
Come take it to the floor now, ooh
[G] [Bm]
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you-oo
[Em7] [Bm]
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too
[Em7] [Bm] [D] N.C.
(Furs, spurs, boots, solargenic, photogenic, shoot)
