Verse 1
[C] [E] [E]
I've got a woman as big as a house yes sir
[D(7)] [G]
She's as big as a two family house with a porch and a fence
[D] [A] [A]
You won't believe what you see when you look at her
[G(7)] [C]
She's enormous colossal tremendous gigantic immense
Pre-Chorus
[G] [C]
Why try to deny it
[G] [C]
She's just what I like
[G] [C]
If she goes on a diet
[G] [C]
I'll go on strike
Chorus
[C]
The bigger the figure the better I like her
[F]
The better I like her the better I feed her
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
[G] [C]
The bigger the figure the more I can love
Pre-Chorus
[G] [C]
She's exactly like a watermelon
[G] [C]
Big and round and sweet
[G]
In a party dress
[C]
She may be quite a mess
[D]
But I love her a lot
[G]
So what if she's not so neat
Chorus
[C]
The bigger the figure the better I like her
[F]
The better I like her the better I feed her
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
[G] [C]
The bigger the figure the more I can love
Pre-Chorus
[G] [C]
If she ever eats me out of money
[G] [C]
And we need the rent
[G]
That'll be a cinch
[C]
'Cause when we're in a pinch
[D] [G]
I can put her to work under a circus tent
Chorus
[C]
The bigger the figure the better I like her
[F]
The better I like her the better I feed her
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
[G] [C]
The bigger the figure the more I can love
Pre-Chorus
[G] [C]
She's exactly like a watermelon
[G] [C]
Big and round and sweet
[G]
In a party dress
[C]
She may be quite a mess
[D]
But I love her a lot
[G]
So what if she's not so neat
Chorus
[C]
The bigger the figure
[C]
The better I like her
[C]
The better I like her
[C]
The better I feed her
Outro
[F]
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
[G]
The bigger the figure the more I can love
[C]
The bigger the figure the better I like her
[C]
The better I like her the better I feed her
[C]
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
[G] [C]
The bigger the figure the more I can love
