Verse 1
[Bmaj7] [Emaj7]
The moon is made of cheese
[F#7] [Bmaj7] [Emaj7] [F#7]
But I can't taste it
[Bmaj7] [Dm6]
But I like the way the texture feels
[Cm7] [F#7]
When I lick the surface
[E] [D#m7]
Then the rumors start to go ’round the world
[G#maj7] [E#m7] [A#m7]
That I'm crazy 'cause I can’t even taste cheese
[C#m7] [F#7]
But I guess they don't know me
Verse 2
[Bmaj] [Emaj7]
The grass is always green
[F#7] [Bmaj7] [Emaj7] [F#7]
But I just changed it
[E#m7] [A#m7] [Bm9] [E7] [E#o]
To remind me of the way it was when the world was younger
[F#maj7] [G#7/F#]
And the TV's on the radio
[E#m7] [A#maj7]
And the telephone's on the stereo
[B#m7add4] [B#m7add4]/Fx [F#7]
And the leaves turn to a colorful shade of turquoise
Verse 3
[Bmaj7] [Emaj7]
And the birds are made of trees
[F#7] [Bmaj7] [Emaj7] [F#7]
Think I've explained this
[Gm7] [C#]
And they fly around on an airplane
[Am7] [D7]
In the business class section
[G] [C#m/G#]
And the ants crawl in the Earth's surface
[Bmaj9] [C#maj7]
And the turtles roll through the street
[D#] [F] [G]
And the orchestra's playing symphonies for free
[C] [G]
And the church holds the key
Outro
[C] [F#m]
The moon is pretty cheap