Intro
[F] [Fm] [C] [A] [A7] [Dm] [Dm7] [G] [G7] [C] [G7]
Verse 1
[C]
My love for you is like the square root of two.
[G7]
That's a nerdy way to flirt oh buddy it's true.
[Am]
'Cause if you write that number straight out to the umpteenth decimal place
[D7] [G7]
You notice that it don't repeat and it never terminates.
Chorus 1
[F] [Fm] [C] [A7]
My affection's neverending, every day is new.
[Dm] [G7] [C] [A]
That's how my love is like the square root of two (written as a decimal)
[Dm] [G7] [C] [G7]
My love is like the square root of two
Solo
[C] [G7] [Am] [D7] [G7]
Verse 2
[C]
My love for you is like the square root of two.
[G7]
That's a dorky way to court oh buddy it's true.
[Am]
My fondness isn't fractional. In fact, it's irrational.
[D7] [G7]
That is, if you speak in terms strictly mathemagical.
Chorus 2
[F] [Fm] [C] [A7]
Oh, fetch me a blackboard, I'll sketch you the proof
[Dm] [G7] [C] [A]
that my love is like the square root of two (written as a decimal)
[Dm] [G7] [C]
My love is like the square root of two.
Bridge
[A] [Dm]
Oh baby, I know you’re not much into numbers
[D] [G7]
But maybe, you can make an exception and we can be lovers?
Chorus 1
[F] [Fm] [C] [A7]
My affection's neverending, every day is new
[Dm] [G7] [C] [G7]
That's how my love is like the square root of two
Solo
[C] [G7] [A7] [D] [G7]
Chorus 2
[F] [Fm] [C] [A7]
Oh, fetch me a blackboard, I'll sketch you the proof
[Dm] [G7] [C]
that my love is like the square root of two
Outro
[F] [Fm] [C] [A7]
My affection's never ending, every day is new.
[Dm] [G7] [C] [A]
That's how my love is like the square root of two (written as a decimal)
[Dm] [G7] [C] [A]
My love is like the square root of two. Oh, baby, now
[Dm] [G7] [C] [G7] [C]
My love is like the square root of two.