Intro
[Dm]
Verse 1
[Dm]
Oh, do I treat my baby right? Yes sir
[Gm]
Do we go out every night? No sir
[Dm]
But I'm risin' above my station
[Gm]
Sweetenin' my relations
[A] [A7]
Savin' up my pennies for some deluxe accommodations, oh
Chorus
[Dm]
When you're old and cranky
[Gm]
Don't say I didn't treat you well
[A] [A7]
Some day soon, we'll have a honey moon in a
[Dm]
Two star motel
Oh, when our love is lazy
[Gm]
Don't say I didn't treat you well
[A] [A7]
Some day soon, we'll have a honey moon in a
[Dm] [D]
Two star motel
Bridge
[C]
Oh, one star? No sir
[F] [A]
I ain't some long-haul trucker
Four stars, five stars? No sir
[Gm] [A] [Dm]
I don't need silk sheets to love her
Chorus
[Dm]
When you're old and cranky
[Gm]
Don't say I didn't treat you well
[A] [A7]
Some day soon, we'll have a honey moon in a
[Dm]
Two star motel
Oh, when our love is lazy
[Gm]
Don't say I didn't treat you well
[A] [A7]
Some day soon, we'll have a honey moon in a
[Dm] [D]
Two star motel
[Instrumental Break]
Verse 2
[Dm]
Oh, is my baby worth my monеy? Yes sir
[Gm]
And does she wanna spend it, honey? Yes sir
[Dm]
Oh, out by the water tower
[Gm]
I rent rooms by the hour
[A] [A7]
It won't be like this forever
C'mon, honey, don't be sour
Chorus
[Dm]
When you're old and cranky
[Gm]
Don't say I didn't treat you well
[A] [A7]
Some day soon, we'll have a honey moon in a
[Dm]
Two star motel
Oh, when our love is lazy
[Gm]
Don't say I didn't treat you well
[A] [A7]
Some day soon, we'll have a honey moon in a
[Dm] [D]
Two star motel
