Intro
[G] [C] [F] [C] [A7] [D7] [G7] [C]
Verse 1
[G]
Oh William Howard Taft
[C]
Had a great big smile and a great big laugh
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Great big belly, great big thighs that
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Slapped together when he walked by
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Measured in clean at a quarter ton
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Made the Oval Office just fit for one
[F] [C] [A7]
Oh you can't squeeze nothing past
[D7] [G7] [C]
William Howard Taft
Verse 2
[G]
Oh William Howard Taft
[C]
Got himself stuck in a bath
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Secret service and the police
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Pried him out with a tub of grease
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He had a state dinner for the king of Spain
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But nobody got to eat a thing
[F] [C] [A7]
Cause you can't sneak nothing past
[D7] [G7] [C]
William Howard Taft
Solo
[G] [C] [G] [C] [G] [C] [F] [C] [A7] [D7] [G7] [C] x2
Verse 3
[G]
Oh, William (William) Howard Taft
[C]
Yes, William (William) Howard Taft
[G]
Oh, William (William) Howard Taft
[C]
William Howard Taft is big and fat oh!
[G]
William (William) Howard Taft
[C]
Yes, William (William) Howard Taft
[F] [C] [A7]
Oh you can't sneak nothing past
[D7] [G7] [C]
William Howard Taft
Verse 4
[G]
William (William) Howard Taft
[C]
Yes, William (William) Howard Taft
[G]
William (William) Howard Taft
[C]
Skee-bop-a-dop-a-do-bop-a-do-bo!
[G]
William (William) Howard Taft
[C]
William (William) Howard Taft
[F] [C] [A7]
Can't sneak nothing past
[D7] [G7] [C]
William Howard Taft
Outro
[D7] [G7] [C]
Oh, William Howard Taft
[D7] [G7] [C]
Yes, William Howard Taft
