IMPORTANT NOTES:
-On "G*", strum down once and palm mute the string; continuing strumming with the first C of the chorus.
-There is no definite strumming pattern in place as it changes variously throughout the song, so you will need
to find or create your own strumming pattern to match the song's fast-paced tempo.
-Capo 3rd Fret
Intro
[D7] [D7]
Yeah, yeah
[Spoken]
[D7]
What's the matter wit'chu, boy?
[D7]
My feets too big, yeah, yeah
[Scat]
[D7] [G] [D7]
Verse 1
[D7]
No meat on my bones, no sign of a pot
[G]
I looks in the mirror and I thinks I'm hot
[D7]
I've been to the dentist and had my mo-lars glistened
[G]*
Oh boys, but my gal won't listen
Chorus
[C]
Oh, your feet's too big!
[G]
She don't want ya 'cause your feet's too big!
[D7]
Mad at ya 'cause your feet's too big
[G]
Hate ya 'cause your feet's too big
(Tell us about it, brother Deek)
Verse 2
[D7]
Lookie here boys, I done passed my short-stays
[G]
Everything matches includin' my red vest
[D7]
Passed my gal standin' and I asked her a set an'
[G]*
This is the answer that I keeps on gettin'
Chorus
[C]
Feet's too big!
[G]
I don't want you 'cause your feet's too big
[D7]
Mad at ya 'cause your feet's too big
[G]
Hate ya 'cause your feet's too big
(Tell us about it, brother Charlie)
Verse 3
[D7]
Now honey, I likes you 'cause you sure is nice
[G]
Why, you got just what it takes to paradise
[D7]
Now I likes your face and I likes that rig
[G]*
But I'm sorry honey, 'cause yo feet is too big
Chorus
[C]
Oh, your feet's too big!
[G]
She don't want you 'cause your feet's too big
[D7]
Mad at ya 'cause your feet's too big
[G]
Hate ya 'cause your feet's too big
(Tell us about it there, brother Hoppy!)
Verse 4
[D7]
Now up in Harlem, at a table for two
[G]
They sat four of us, me, your big feet, and you
[D7]
From your ankles up, boy you sure is sweet
[G]*
But from your ankles down, you've got too much feet
Chorus
[C]
Oh, your feet's too big
[G]
She don't want you 'cause your feet's too big
[D7]
Mad at ya 'cause your feet's too big
[G]
Hate ya 'cause your feet's too big
[G]
(What'd yo gal say to you, boy)
[Scat]
[D7] [D7]
Shi-washa-bauble, shi-washa-bauble
[G] [G]
Shi-washa-bauble, shi-washa-bauble
[D7] [D7]
Shi-washa-bauble, shi-washa-bauble
[G] [G] [G]
Shi-wa, shi-wa, shi-washa-bauble
[D7] [G] [D7]
(Kush foot, kush foot, kush foot)
[G] [G] [G] [G]
Kush foot, paddlefoot, slew foot...flat foot
