Intro
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Verse 1
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As I went out one evening, down Columbus Avenue
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All the sushi bars were shuttered, the dark cantinas too
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I stood there in the darkness, as an empty cab rolled by
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When all at once I heard the sound of Yuppies in the sky
Verse 2
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The herd came down Columbus, for as far as I could see
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The men were wearing Polo, and the women wore Esprit
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Each Yuppie had a Walkman, and as each one passed me by
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I saw their sad expressions, and I heard their mournful cry
Chorus
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Condos for sale, condos to buy, for Yuppies in the sky
Verse 3
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Each one was wearing running shoes, up-on the ghostly deck
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And each one had a cotton sweater, wrapped around the neck
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They all held out their credit cards, and tried in vain to buy
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But all the stores were shuttered, for the Yuppies in the sky
Chorus
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Condos for sale, condos to buy, for Yuppies in the sky
Verse 4
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I've seen them in commercials, sailing boats and playing ball
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Pouring beer for one another, crying "Why not have it all"
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Now I saw the ghostly progress, down Columbus Avenue
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I heard the cry for mercy, and it chilled me through and through
Chorus
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Condos for sale, condos to buy, for Yuppies in the sky
Verse 5
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All the salad bars were empty, all the Quiche Lorraine was gone
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I heard the Yuppies crying, as they vanished in the dawn
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Calling brand names to each other, as they faded from my view
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They'll be networking forever, down Columbus Avenue
Chorus
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Condos for sale, condos to buy, for Yuppies in the sky
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Condos for sale, condos to buy, for Yuppies in the sky